The standings tell you who won. The full roster, the schedule and the old grudges tell you how it happened.
Every week produces a winner. The more interesting question is whether the result matched the performance.
One record can hide a lot. Switch the lens to see roster depth, the points a team faced, and how its score held up against the whole league.
A team's official starters plus its bench, excluding injured reserve. Orange marks the starter points it faced.
Sort every franchise by its starters, bench, full roster, points against, or all-play record.
“Schedule swing” compares actual wins with wins implied by playing every other team each week. It describes the schedule; it does not predict future wins.
Move through the season. Find the squeakers, the beatdowns and the team that put up the week's best number.
The best league jokes have a timestamp. These are original takes on real team names and verified results. The FF gods can read a box score.
Shawn's team name came with its own verdict. Week 5 backed it up: 133.98 and a win. Two weeks later, the FF gods requested a second opinion.
Lance has argued for a points-against view. Through Week 7, BombSquad is 1–6 despite a 37–40 all-play record. The schedule really did bring a flamethrower.
FC ATX dropped 168.66 on the Shawks in Week 2. The Shawks answered with 133.98 against FC ATX in Week 5. The FF gods kept both receipts.
The jokes use Shawk team names and 2026 scores from the ESPN snapshot. Lance's request for a points-against view came directly from Calvin. Editorial lines are not manager quotes or league rulings.
Select any two franchises. See who owns the series, how many points each side scored, and how the latest meeting ended.
Series results use regular-season games from 2021 through Week 7 of 2026. Playoff and consolation meetings are excluded.
The trophy changes hands. The records stick around. Here is the story so far, with 2026 still being written.
This site uses a dated ESPN matchup snapshot: 2021–25 regular seasons (Weeks 1–14) and 2026 through Week 7. Franchise histories follow ESPN team IDs through name changes. Starter points match ESPN's official weekly matchup score. Bench points include ESPN's bench slot; injured-reserve slots are excluded.
Full-roster points are starters plus bench, a measure of roster scoring depth. They are not an optimized legal lineup. Points against are opponents' official starter scores. All-play compares each team's starter score with the other 11 teams each week.
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